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[转贴] Google+马桶帮你建无线网络

发表于 2007-4-2 19:15 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
如果说Gmail Paper还有点可信性的话,Google TiSP马桶宽带就愚得忒露骨了一点。不过,考虑到Google的愚人节工作人员的确认认真真写了TiSP用户指南和图文解释,稍微关注一下亦无妨。  Google TiSP通过你家厕所中的马桶与全球家庭厕所中的马桶相连接(上厕所的时候你不觉得毛骨悚然么?),能够提供无线高速互联网接入,最高速度可达到下行32Mbps,上行8Mbps信号可靠,传输迅速,同时具有安装简单,路由器完全放水密封等优点。Google的TiSP套件包括了无线网络路由器和一大捆网线。而你只需要将网线一头连接自己的路由器,另一头扔进马桶,冲水,便启动了Google专利的GFlush系统,另一头就会有人收到你的网线,连接在互联网链接上。如此,您的家庭无线网络就安装好了。
  现在申请就可以获得免费Google TiSP套装(beta版),包括安装指南、光纤数据线,无线路由器以及安装CD一张。
  需要注意的是,Google TiSP要求Google Toolbar安装支持,对工具条类软件有心理阴影的用户请三思而后行以免酿成终身遗憾。


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点击这里查看官方指南
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 楼主| 发表于 2007-4-2 19:17 | 显示全部楼层
Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.
#1   Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2   Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3   Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4   When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5   Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6   Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7   Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8   Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.
Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.
TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
发表于 2007-4-2 19:18 | 显示全部楼层
google也恶搞
发表于 2007-4-2 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2007-4-2 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
 楼主| 发表于 2007-4-2 19:29 | 显示全部楼层
现在申请就可以获得免费Google TiSP套装(beta版),包括安装指南、光纤数据线,无线路由器以及安装CD一张。
  需要注意的是,Google TiSP要求Google Toolbar安装支持,对工具条类软件有心理阴影的用户请三思而后行以免酿成终身遗憾。


哈哈!
发表于 2007-4-2 19:30 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2007-4-2 19:59 | 显示全部楼层
哦,酱紫啊.
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